"Oh, hi. This page was blank, so I moved in a while
back." "That's my bed over there:" *####((((/// "It's just a bunch of symbols." "I have a little stove:" The squat iron stove radiates tremendous waves of heat. The room is boiling! "It's actually a short description." "Pulled it off a page about a witch's hut." SUDDENLY, THREE OGRES IN FULL GLADIATORIAL DRESS BURST THROUGH THE WALLS AND CEILING, RIPPING YOU AND YOUR HOST TO SHREDS WITH RAZOR SHARP LANCES. "I've been using that sentence for my washing. It's too unnerving. I don't like it. I don't like this." |