"While the intricacies and nuances of
the Brain Fucker courtship display really demand a
separate volume (although they're treated at some length
in Supplement XIX to the Fourth Edition) the editors
feel that a brief overview of the topic may be both
useful and educational for the open-minded layreader. Single brain on floor - ""Welcome"" Single brain on spike - ""I saved this brain for you"" Two brains on floor - ""Boy, this weather"" Two brains on two spikes - ""I respect your autonomy"" Single brain on floor next to single brain on spike - ""I am career-minded"" Two brains on single spike - ""Romance is important to me..."" Single brain covered in silly string - ""...and so is a good sense of humour ;o)"" Three brains in a crate - ""Mine cup runneth over"" Several brains on a single spike - ""What am I doing?""" |