The heavy, looming man lays an enormous paw upon your shoulder. The weight makes you stagger. As you try to stand, he brings down a heavy club of wood and iron upon your skull and drags you into the pig-sticker pit. The steel pig-stickers resemble long, hollow, metal drinking straws with sharpened ends. As the wheel is turned, they easily pierce your head and chest. Pneumatic pumps drain all blood. Your mangled, bloodless corpse is carefully searched for goblets before being fed into a metal sorting chamber which debones and squashes you into a neat cube of meat. The cube is deposited within the refridgerated granary, to be fed to guests at festive occasions. Thank you for playing Goblet Grotto. Please turn off the game. |