Dispensing with ceremony, the house-sized Tour Guide simply swallows you there and then. Your bones are easily snapped and cleft by his fine, strong teeth, your rudimentary armor provides no protection against the huge incisors. Clinging desperately to life, your last memory is of his heavy tongue irritably prodding and slapping at your head before it gains enough leverage to pull you from the cleft between two molars. You tumble down his gullet and the sight of your flattened equipment in his stool days later provides fine amusement to his family. Thank you for playing Goblet Grotto. Please turn off the game.