The bridge collapses, dropping you into the thick, white sludge. Attempting to escape it only pulls you further down, so you stop doing that. Soon, anyway, your mouth and nose are below the gunk, filling with the gunk (it doesn't taste good.) It gets into your eyes and you are instantly blinded. Some kind of toothy protrusion is grabbing for your leg, meticulously shredding the boot. You have enough energy and breath for one final utterance:

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"Who gives a shit?"