Swords and axes. There are some potions here. You look on your belt and find a pouch of magic dust. You found a sword. You found a scrap of leather that says "EUROPE" on it. You're in a stone corridor and a slime monster shows up. You're out exploring. It's adventure time. There are strange lands to meet and strange people to encounter, inhumans speaking English. Bob Howard and Phil Love articulating a child's bewilderment at these creatures from other lands, making up monsters to help you understand what they really look like. Still making up monsters, even if you forgot why. You're gonna stay here forever.