The scholarly skeleton presses an ancient parchment into your hand and regards you keenly with hollow eyesockets. You unroll the scroll and find a baroquely transcribed list of the Seven Virtues of the Pyramid: 1. Five-Pointedness [Retain Five Points In All Things] 2. Transparency [Become A Reciever & A Vessel Of Light] 3. Razors [Razors Retain A Mysterious Sharpness In This Pyramid] 4. Density [Be Dense And Worldly In All Concerns] 5. Keep Bones Clean [Always Keep Your Bones Clean] 6. Proportion [Become Egalitarian In All Sides You Present, Yet Do Not Forget The Universal Base] 7. Pyramid [The Pyramid Is The Most Sublime Of Geometries, Let It Enter Your Heart]