Wattle Helm (1) -> This sturdy helm has been constructed of the finest crabwattle. The odd spires and crenelations of the helm give it a festive air as well as providing protection against Brainf*ckers. As you gingerly try it on, a network of concealed hooklike spines work themselves into your scalp and throat, wedging still farther as you shriek and thrash for extra protection (gained status: [crabwattle]) (gained status: [heavy bleeding])